Anonymous asked:
Hmm, maybe you should invite me to your Christmas party...
What Christmas party?
Captain Gordon Leary
Captain of Traffic
Anonymous asked:
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
My body wants you to go back.
Anonymous asked:
I'm your fault and it's probably crying.
Are you okay Anon? You aren’t making any sense.
Anonymous asked:
I'm crying and it's probably your fault.
This made me laugh.
…Hell, it’s probably because I didn’t do anything.
Anonymous asked:
Bekowski and Phelps... Do you have anything to say about their bromance?
Their what?
Anonymous asked:
Mind if I ask why you haven't had Phelps arrested for his driving, yet?
What about his driving?
Anonymous asked:
If you were to get into a physical fight with Captain Donnelly (impossible, I'm sure, but just pretend it happened) do you think you would win? Or do you think he'd beat the snot out of you with his Godliness?
What? I don’t..
Is this Jack?
Well, not quite.
What the hell did you do?
Just a little accident, Skipper. Nothing to worry about.
That better be paint..
Well, not quite.
What the hell did you do?
